I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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