were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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