Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize
