Already got asked if we're dating
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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