But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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