I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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