he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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