Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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