talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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