Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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