its not stalking. its research.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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