Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The uberlube is also flammable
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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