weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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