remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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