It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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