hotel room ftw
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
