So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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