he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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