if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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