my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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