And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
