So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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