Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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