I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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