If i come over, it means nothing
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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