dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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