Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
