Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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