Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I think people are normalizing furries
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