he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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