you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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