I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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