she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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