imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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