somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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