Do vagina's smell?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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