it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
