thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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