Christians are straight up FREAKS
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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