I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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