There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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