it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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