Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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