do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
