Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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