using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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