I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Randomize
