i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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