No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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