I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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