is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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