This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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